So this is for you bots.
I woke up this morning and pulled on my Lois Vouton trousers and Armani tee shirt. Slipped on my Nike trainers and trotted downstairs for breakfast; Kellogs Krispies, the remains of a Macdonalds Happy Meal, washed down with Coke as I listened to Adele on my iPad...
That should be enough to increase the number of visits a hundredfold.
Thank you bots, and keep the compliments coming!