I'm in Lancaster minding the music shop while Kit has an undeserved lie in.
So here are the adverts!
Remember I mentioned that Kit was stocking the fabled Kazoogle?
Well they have arrived as you can see from the picture above.
There are a limited number on sale and these are being snapped up by the hippest of hipsters and the coolest of coolsters. So don't be square, be there!
Order yours for now £5 + pp by emailing Kit Flemons [email protected]
Atticus Accordions not only supplies kazoos to trend setters but also cares about the older more conservative kazooster, and now offers The King of Kazoos, The Klassiest of Kazoos, the most kazootiful of kazoos:-
The Heartwood Hummer!
So here are the adverts!
Remember I mentioned that Kit was stocking the fabled Kazoogle?
Well they have arrived as you can see from the picture above.
There are a limited number on sale and these are being snapped up by the hippest of hipsters and the coolest of coolsters. So don't be square, be there!
Order yours for now £5 + pp by emailing Kit Flemons [email protected]
Atticus Accordions not only supplies kazoos to trend setters but also cares about the older more conservative kazooster, and now offers The King of Kazoos, The Klassiest of Kazoos, the most kazootiful of kazoos:-
The Heartwood Hummer!
Don't ask the price just order one now.
Forget your cat, forget your dog, forget your wife or husband, forget your boat and villa in Provence. Isn't this what you have been waiting for all your life?
You know you want one. You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.
Teak forests are vanishing fast and it takes over 100 years for a teak tree* to grow, and then there is only enough wood of suitable quality to make three Heartwood Hummers..
ORDER NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!
* The Heartwood Hummer is only made from sustainable and 100% organic teak.
Finally - and this is hard to believe - there are those who spurn the sweet melodic sound of the conventional kazoo and are only interested in NOIZE.
I know it's sad, but it takes all sorts to make a world, as Mr Bassett said.
But now all you noisters don't have to feel you have been left out in the freezing winter cold because Atticus Accordions ™ comes to the rescue with :-
Forget your cat, forget your dog, forget your wife or husband, forget your boat and villa in Provence. Isn't this what you have been waiting for all your life?
You know you want one. You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.You know you want one.
Teak forests are vanishing fast and it takes over 100 years for a teak tree* to grow, and then there is only enough wood of suitable quality to make three Heartwood Hummers..
ORDER NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!
* The Heartwood Hummer is only made from sustainable and 100% organic teak.
Finally - and this is hard to believe - there are those who spurn the sweet melodic sound of the conventional kazoo and are only interested in NOIZE.
I know it's sad, but it takes all sorts to make a world, as Mr Bassett said.
But now all you noisters don't have to feel you have been left out in the freezing winter cold because Atticus Accordions ™ comes to the rescue with :-
The KaZobo! The loudest kazoo in the world.
My shop keeping time is almost over and I must go and wake up the boss.
so bye bye, bye buy, buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy......................
so bye bye, bye buy, buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy,buy, buy......................